Rude Christmas Poem..

It was the night before xmas and all thru the house,
everyone felt shitty, even the mouse,
mom at the whore house, dad smoking grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass,
when out on the lawn i heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter,
when out on the lawn i saw a small prick,
I knew that moment it must have been st. nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew that moment the fucker had fell,
He filled all our stockens with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer,
up the chimney he flew with a thunderous fart,
the fucker blew my chimney apart,
he flew out of sight mumbling piss on you, i hate this night.