Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"
So, the farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one, right here!"
The impressed man asks, "How did you know?"
"By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
The man asks, "What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him. |
