A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara by camel. On the third day, a sandstorm whips up and they take shelter. When the storm stops, the camel is dead. "Well Sister this looks grim" says the priest. "We can't survive two days out here and we're a week from the nearest camp. Since we're unlikely to live, would you do something for me Sister? I've never seen a woman's breasts. Could I see yours?
The nun, a bit fazed, replies, "Under the circumstances, I can't see any harm" So she gets them out. Then the priest says "Sister would you mind if I touched them?" Again, she consents. After a few minutes, the nun asks "Father, could I ask something of you? I've never seen a man's thingy. Could I see yours?" "OK" says the priest. When she's examined the priest's organ. She asks "Can I touch it?"
The priest agrees. After a couple of minutes of her attention, he's standing to attention too and he whispers "Sister, did you know that if I insert my penis into the right place, it can give life?"
"Is that really true?" asks the nun. "Yes.""Then stick it up that camel's arse and let's get the fuck out of here! |
