A man takes his wife to the doctor and after a few days the doctors office calls to say there was a problem with the results of tests and they ask him to come in to discuss it.
The doctor says "your wifes lab tests were mixed up and were not sure whether she has aids or alzheimers". The man says, "what should I do, how can I find out", to which the doctor says: "Take her to the mall parking lot and drop her off and drive home - if she makes it back home - don't fuck her" |
