Aunt Ivonne was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Uncle Fred came along later, picked up the rose, sniffed it, then ran to phone the newspaper editor.
"I found a rose that smells like a woman's you-know-what!"
The editor said, "That's nothing. When you find a you-know-what that smells like a rose, call me again."