A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a breast, and asks, "Does anyone know what this is?"
Sandy responds, "I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my Mommy
has two of them!"
The teacher says, "Very good Sandy, you get a star for the exercise."
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis. She asks, "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny says, "I know, I know! It's a penis and my Daddy has two of them!!"
The teacher says, "Well, Johnny, it is a penis, but your daddy can't have two of them.
Johnny says, "Sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes Mommy's teeth with!" |
