Little Johnny's teacher found Little Johnny in the playground studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while Little Johnny held the tiny object up to the light, saying, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."
Curious, the teacher asked, "What do you have there?"
Little Johnny replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."
The teacher responded, "Let me take a look."
So Little Johnny handed it over and the teacher rolled it between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"
Little Johnny replied, "Out of my nose." |
