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Famous sex quotes:

1. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
   
   --Steve Martin
   


2. "You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither."
   
   --Drew Carey
   


3. 
   "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
   
   --Unknown
   


4. 
   "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
   
   --Rodney Dangerfield
   


5. 
   "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
   night."
   
   --Woody Allen
   


6. 
   "Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
   
   --Sam Austin
   


7. 
   "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
   
   --George Burns
   


8. 
   "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
   
   --Matt Barry
   


9. 
   "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
   
   --George Burns