- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
- A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Do I look like a f***ing people person?
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
- Okay, okay I take it back. Un-Fuck you!
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- And which dwarf are you?
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- It's not the size that counts, it's the, umm... actually it is the size.
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