A guy goes over to his fiends house and rings the bell his wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest body I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see you naked.
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She removes her robe and shows him herself. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "your are so beautiful I've got to have sex with you. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just have sex with you.
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell removes her robe and gives the time of his life. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" |
