While visiting his niece, an elderly gentleman had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is alive, but his heart has stopped."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a Republican in the family before!" |
