Please Vote Hot Pussy Sex Pictures
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[ Back to the Various category index page ]

Get Laid Online - Free Click Here Hot Pussy Sex Pics
Naked Swim Beautiful Girls and Hot Cars
Hot Stupid Drunk People Free Nude Pics
Free Hot Amateur Girls Free Sex Movies and Hot Pics
Sexy Babes Pages Hot Sex Toys
Find a Sex Partner Free Cartoons in your Email

You can also use the RED link below the picture if this button doesn't work:

 Various : Send the wine back

[ Previous ]   -   [ Next ]

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying it is from the gentleman at a nearby table. She looks at the the man, then at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her. It read:
"Just so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage, plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my dick. Just send the wine back."

 

 

Send this joke to your friends!
(Very easy! Enter email addresses, Include comments for
your friend(s) and you're done!)



Hot Links:
 

Sexy Adult Games
Funny Cars Pictures
All Funny Pictures
Fucking Hot Pics
Funny Shit
Funny Pictures 100
Send Sexy Pages
Sexy Funny Cartoons
Sexy Jokes
Goofy Humor
Gibbleguts Cartoons
Loony Humor
Sexy Pictures
Hot Babes Photos
Hot Babes Galleries
Very Funny Pics
Adult Funny Pictures
Wow Dirty Pictures
Wow Funny
Silly Laughs
Sexy Funny Pics
Sexy Funny Jokes
Hot Movies
Goofy Animals
Sexy Fun Pages

Fucking Hot Pics Hot
Sexy and Funny
Hot Pussy Sex Pictures
Funny Ugly People
Dirty Funny Pics
Hot Funny Cartoons
Crazy Laughs
Just Funny Pictures
Mortys Twisted World
Zany Laughs
Adult Humor
7Humor Media search
 
[ Click here for more Hot Links ]


Rude Fun Adult Humor - Adult jokes, adult funpages, funny pictures!

 

[ Copyright ] [ Privacy ]



eXTReMe Tracker